Saturday Hilarity: Anthony Bourdain and Ruth Reichl Tweet Mashup
Ruth Bourdain, as I live and breathe . . .
If you want to laugh your a** off, check this out. Seriously, drop what you’re doing, right now, and go here: http://twitter.com/ruthbourdain.
This fictional person is a mashup of Ruth Reichl of Gourmet (and many wonderful books) fame, and everybody’s favorite bad boy chef, Anthony Bourdain.Â
You will laugh.
Just a few choice observations (these are the only ones I feel comfortable sharing here, other equally funny, but way more profane tweets, can be found at the site!):
“Grating cheddar. Shredding scallions. Eviscerating shallots. Tangled onto bread, melting into a f***ing lava flow. This will burn my tongue.”
“Have you ever smoked tangerine zest in a bong? Incredible! Me and the cat are sky high.”
“Strangers need to step off at this time in the a.m. Douche at coffee shop just sold me a f***ing stale corn muffin. Anyone got a cigarette?”
And the profile pic may just make you wet your pants. Enjoy!!
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